Levi’s Sister Says Bristol Palin Was Part of Teen Sex Tent Party, With Levi
Are we still talking about the sex lives of former teenagers in Alaska during the Sexy Summer of ’08? Well then, Levi Johnston’s sister, Mercede Johnston, has a hot new blog review of Bristol’s teen...
View ArticleCharity Offering Veterans Chance To Strangle Donald Rumsfeld
We usually click “delete all” on the marketing press releases that flood the Wonkette Tips Line each day, but this Veterans Day Charity Auction thing to help veterans mauled and disfigured by Donald...
View ArticleWorld Eagerly Awaits Christmas Miracle of Dick Cheney’s Death
We don’t believe in an interventionist god, so today’s cheery eyewitness report of Dick Cheney being “enfeebled” at a death-war military contractor’s holiday cocktail ritual does not make us believe...
View ArticleHappy 107th Birthday, Zombie Ayn Rand!
We were skimming the FoxNews.com website looking for some of those “free Medicare scooter” ads, but got distracted by the important news of terrible writer/awful person Ayn Rand’s 107th birthday. She...
View ArticleSecret Liberal Rush Limbaugh Cleverly Kills Republican Party
Hilarious radio satirist Rush Limbaugh pulled his biggest prank on far-right AM radio listeners and the entire Republican Party last week, when he took the GOP fringe-right religious-fanatic attack on...
View ArticleMorning Maddow: Meet Michael Brown, Super-Predator (Video)
Back in 1995, John DiIulio, a conservative political scientist, published an incredibly influential article about the coming wave of “Super Predators,” remorseless young crime machines bred of poverty,...
View ArticleOn Scale Of One To Margaret Thatcher, How Mean Is England’s New Lady Prime...
Another reboot from the ’80s happened this week, as Great Britain’s ruling Conservative Party leadership fight appears to have been won by a lady! That is expected to make Theresa May, the current home...
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